Get lost

Sleeping on the job

I spotted a co-worker hiding in the bushes.

We went to the Gay 90's for a going away luncheon for Evelyn. I somehow managed to offend Evelyn, thus, ruining lunch for everyone.

The police had stopped by to visit our neighbors. Living in Roseburg, I've had to call the police more times then I ever did in Los Angeles, Chicago or New York.

For the going away potluck, in the park, I brought bug spray. It's 70% DEET free.

After the going away part; Lindsey and Lee Ann had a G&T after party at their house.

When Lupita arrived I asked where her Boys & Girls Club boyfriend was.

Lupita did not think this was funny and proceeded to spend the night hitting me.

As a compromise; I pretended to be very drunk, thus absolving me of any need to act properly.

It all worked out. She and her teenage boyfriend rode off into the sunset.

And lived happily ever after.

The Gay 90's

My car broke down many miles from home. I borrowed a bike. The tire went flat. I walked to work. It rained on my head.

I got an elaborate sandwich that involved sprouts. I'm not sure why, but this struck me as odd. In the menu at Gay 90's, there is a page of entertainment trivia. The menu also revealed that the Gay 90's was actually established in the gay 70's.

I guess I don't actually have to comment on this one.