On some note

This is my coupon for a free sandwich. The ticket went through the wash. luckily it still worked.

I'm not sure where to start...

Because of rising gas prices, I have resorted to riding this, very, un-street-legal lawnmower bike thing.

Someone keeps leaving cats on my doorstep.

Fire hazard? I doubt it.

This is our first batch of Popsicles. (I have just been informed that "Popsicle" is a registered trademark (this would explain why spell-check keeps capitalizing it) and the proper title is ice pop)

We had a little trouble removing our "ice pops" from their freezing vessels.

They may have been broken but, they were still delicious.

Champagne and Pornography

Look it's beautiful day. I think we should drink champagne to celebrate.

Here is my stimulus check. I think I will use it to buy pornography.

Send help soon

Maggie and David left today. (or more accurately, they left 18 days ago)

They mailed pretty much everything they owned but still managed to find enough stuff laying around to fill up their car.

I ended up with assorted odds and ends, some soup and a giant container of trail mix.

One advantage to posting a month after something has happened is that I can tell you that they made it back to Atlanta un-scathed.

The Kozy Apartments will be a sad and lonely place without them

I heard noises coming from upstairs, maybe they had ghosts. Or maybe they let all the stray cats move into their apartment.

Who will park in their spot next to my fine automobile. By the way; if you know anyone in the Pacific northwest who needs a car...

Since they left; the stray cat count seems to have dropped significantly.

I just noticed that my next door nieghbors have been useing our dog run/side yard as an ashtray. Do chickens eat cigarette buts?

Maggie and David gave me this plant before they left.

They were a little reticent to give it to me based on my previous botanical track record.

This one I killed over the course of a couple months. However, it's posible that it's just resting up for the spring.

This is the Douglas Fir I killed. This one I'm pretty sure is NOT resting. Although, I thought Douglas Firs were un-killable....

Somehow, I ended up with the gold Bacchus statue.

The night is so dark on Klamath street tonight.

Maybe pluming is not my forte

This morning I drove to the fairgrounds for an "Energy Extravaganza", only to find that said event was taking place at the Armory (who even knew we had an armory).

Here is a sign I found at the Armory about joining the National Guard. It says I can get $780 a month, tax free, and you only have to work one weekend a month. I think I've found myself a second job

Proud of my decision to join the armed forces, I decided to take a picture of my dashboard.

At the energy thing I was given various energy saving devices, one of which, was a new aerator for my sink. I removed the old aerator and then managed to drop it down the drain. I got it out of the catchy-trap-thing under the sink, but when I tried to re-attach the catch, the rusted out threads fell off.

This is my new shower head. One of the settings on it is Very Un-pleasant Massager.

Another exciting item I received; was this switch plate with a built in thermometer. I think it's broken though, it keeps saying that the temperature is in the 60's. like hell I say!