7 Easy Steps to...

I wish I knew what these "7 easy steps" could/would lead me to.

I flew off my bike, scraped my knee and arm, and hit my head on one of those parking things that keeps your car from going to far. Maybe the 7 easy steps were how not to fly off your bike.

Tamale soup

I got a frozen tamale at the store. The instructions said to boil the tamale in its wrapper. The instructions did NOT specify which wrapper they were referring to. I ended up with tamale soup. I can't say I was thrilled.