Gross and adorable

Adorable.

Almost sickeningly so.

While not terribly realistic, they are quite disgusting.

Again with the balancing game.

This is a biscuit sandwich. It consists of biscuit, fried chicken, pickles, mustard and honey.

So gross.

I think these are baby pumpkins.

At some point my head started bleeding

Sucks to be me.

Peanuts and dumb glasses

I'm not sure how this happened, the only thing I do know is that it will be a very long time before it is cleaned off.

I was going to lie and say that Megan really wanted to drink beer out of a boot shaped glass.

But that would be a lie.

I also had a strong desire to drop my peanut shells on a linoleum floor.

Butter

This is the Mill Museum in Salem, Oregon. I was here with my boss for a conference on things relating to arts in education.

Did I mention that the class I teach is four hours long and goes from 6-10 pm and that I had to be out the door at 7 this morning to drive 2 hours to this conference thing.

Not that I'm complaining about my 3+ jobs, it just makes me a little tired.

This is a giant tub of butter balls I got from work.

I don't think I will be running out of butter any time soon.

On the down side; it means I can't use my butter dish, which I really like.

These are A&W root beer float sodas. Not surprisingly; it was gross and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Unless, by chance, that person liked the taste of carbonated butter.

Dropping F-bombs

Is this supposed to be "finicky" or F*** Nicky? I prefer to think the later.

This food actually looked less appealing in real life.

Totally gross

I found this in my shower drain. Maybe I need to point out that; 1. I have been the only person to use this shower since I moved in. 2. I was told that nobody had lived in thisapartment for 8 or possibly 12 months prior to my moving in. 3. I don't really wear scrunchies or what ever that thing is. I used tongs to remove it.