In a time long ago

This was a long time ago.

When apes ruled the apartment.

Here is a kitchen implement that I set on fire.

Megan thought it was quite hilarious and reenacted the scene for me...repeatedly.

These are kind of like Oreos...but different and with sprinkles.

I don't see any blood, so it's probably not even worth mentioning.

Here is Steve (god rest his soul) with a very small copy of the little red book.

I suspect that someone has posed this picture.