The gift that keeps on giving

This is scary red build-up on my car battery.

Here is the Celebrity.

Just so this makes some sense: I got a call from my old landlord because the Celebrity was still parked in the parking lot of my old apartment and he was not going to give me the security deposit unless I moved it. I went to move it and as we know from much earlier posts, the Celebrity/storage unit has not started for quite some time. I attempted to charge and jump start it and blah, blah, blah...the point is it does not start.

Megan and I tried to push it out of the space, but it was too heavy. There was an old sheet in the trunk so we tied the two cars together and attempted to tow it.

This also did not work.

Surprisingly...