My (slightly less than) Awesome Camera

I read a review of the newest Shrek movie. The reviewer said something to the effect of; "it was boring for the whole family".

This is a painting of a kitten and some butterfly's. This one time I had apainting that I got at a thrift store, it was an image of a waterfall, and I really liked it. It turns out it was actually a photograph...and it was moldy.

The awsomecam has been working less than perfectly. It turns on and seems to be taking un-psychedelic pictures but, it also deletes pictures at will.

This is a painting of hunting dogs with human heads...freaky

This me as a Gerhard Richter painting.

This is a painting of a cat looking out the screen door.

This is me stealing a Dan Flavin sculpture to put in my apartment.

This is a video still from a piece I am working on titled; Fishing For Compliments; an artists guide to fishing.

Even though I can't think of anything to say about these, I do think they look neat so I'm not going to delete them.

When I took these pictures I was figuring that the camera would just delete them. Sothats my excuse for why there's no rhyme or reason to them.

I guess I don't really need a reason to take pictures of myself.

Obviously thats something everyone wants/needs to see.

I really need to get my act together, I have almost a months back log of photos. And, surprisingly, sometimes I don't remember why I took the picture in the first place.



I think I probably need an intern.

You'll be sorry when I'm dead

The laundry machine in our building keeps stealing my quarters. I try hitting it, shaking it, plugging it into different outlets, putting the quarters in slowly, putting them in quickly...all for not. I think I'm cursed, or maybe the machine hates me, or maybe Mercury is in retrograde. Most likely it has something to do with magnets.

I went to the laundromat, loaded my laundry, and went out to run some errands.

I came back 25 minutes later when my wash was supposed to be done. I turns out I forgot to hit start.

I set up the trunk of my car as a painting studio so I could work on my salmon themed banner. I would explain, but i don't think the information would translate, I will try and explain more clearly on a later date when my banner is further along. My banner is titled "Hebe and Salmon Unicorn" media: paint, glitter, and jewels.

Joni came out to join me. She brought Miller Light and a cat on a leash.

Lupita came over and we barbecued in the parking lot.

At some point during the evening; this bump appeared on my arm. It REALLY just appeared. I was totally freaked out. Lupita, Maggie, and David all agreed that a spider had lay it's eggs inside my arm.