This town

So many kinds of awesome.

I hear that they Are admissible in a court of law.

I think I am in the wrong line of work.

I think this one is better without the explanation.

This ice pop was enjoyable much longer than we had expected.

We are presently at the top-middle of this map.

Welcome to Antelope, Oregon.

Antelope was established in the late 1800s'.

Their post office was established in 1871.

This is the towns house of ill repute.

The internet doesn't really tell me what happened in Antelope between then and World War II.

Some stuff I presume.

"After World War II, the community languished until the 1980s"

At which point followers of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh moved in an claimed the town as their own.

I believe the town was renamed for a while to reflect it's dominant population.

I could tell you about the Rajneeshee and their bio-terror plots, however, I assume you have access to the internet and don't need me to misquote Wikipedia for you.

This is an Old Time fire hydrant.

Megan attempts to urinate on a piece of history.

Megan's contempt for history is duly noted.

This is an old time jail.

This is the room inside of an old time jail.

This is the inside of a cell, inside a room, inside an old time jail

This is me inside a cell, inside a room, inside an old time jail.

And the green grass grows all around.

Places I don't want to go

I have been inspired to start a series of list blog posts. I had a list of "things that I do and things that I want to do" I would post it but, it's vaguely depressing and has changed since the time I wrote it.

Per Emily's sugestion; here is a list of: "Places I don't want to go".

Montana: As I may have mentioned before, I don't really believe that Montana exists. Supposing that it did exist, I would think it would be filled with militias set on keeping America pure.

Turkish prison: Ever since I watched Midnight Express; I am terrified of getting stuck in Turkish prison after attempting to smuggle hash into the US. I fear not being released and dealing with pay offs, corruption and violence and eventually having to murder a guard in order to get out, 7+ years later.

Delaware: If there was a contest for the least interesting state; I think Delaware would win.

Virginia: Maybe the people in West Virginia are all crazy but, the people in regular Virginia are all jerks. I'm not allowed to drive in the state anyway, so I don't really foresee a problem.

Stores: Really any store that specializes in home electronics or bulk food is a place I do not want to be.

Roseburg Valley Mall: While I think that I might like Orange Julius and Skippers world of Fish, I'm not really willing to stick around and find out.

Indiana: If they were giving out awards for the worst state; I would vote for Indiana. They should really change their state motto from "The crossroads of America" to "the smelliest roads in America". And, what the hell is a "hoosier"? And don't even get me started on Gary...

Here is a less in depth list of other places I don't want to go:

The Great Plains
Washington, DC
Dutch Congo
Mexican jail
New Jersey (and just so you know it's is totally passe to hate New Jersey)
Events geared toward teenagers and/or old people.