Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Other things I can do

In case you forgot that I did things besides making belt buckles and publishing pictures with asinine commentary; I have a new piece in the online music and poetry magazine textsound.

You can listen to my piece titled Pareidolia at www.textsound.org. the piece is 6 minutes and 16 seconds, it was written and produced in 2008 and is track number 22 in this issue of textsound.

Here is the direct link: http://www.textsound.org/index.php?VOL=1&ISSUE=2&TRACK=22nbspPareidolia.mp3

Please feel free to let me know what you think.

Love,

Gabriel Burian-Mohr

Friday, October 24, 2008

I'm with stupid

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Megan tried to convince me that this flexible electric keyboard was basically the same thing as a player piano.
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Then she tried to convince me that this wouldn't be good.
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And instead I should get this.
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According to the drug store; pimp-pirate is the official costume this Halloween season.
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You can accessorize with a scary dead rat.
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Yikes!

The following is a fight I participated in:
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Thursday, October 23, 2008

I wasn't going to complain

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Megan saw this picture and asked if I was going to complain about the weather.
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For once the answer is no. I just thought the fog was neat looking.
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Somehow I didn't realize that I owned this awesome Dolly Parton poster.
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This is a spider that died inside one of the pictures at work.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Suck fest

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I injured myself with my own belt buckle.
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Then I got mustard on this very small cactus.
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I have been waiting for weeks to get this cable. Turns out it is still the wrong cable.
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I got $20 for my birthday. I wish I could say that I am too grown up to accept cash presents from family members. But I'm not. I also wish that I could say that I spent it on something fun, like beer. But I didn't, I spent it on cat litter.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

This town

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So many kinds of awesome.
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I hear that they Are admissible in a court of law.
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I think I am in the wrong line of work.
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I think this one is better without the explanation.
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This ice pop was enjoyable much longer than we had expected.
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We are presently at the top-middle of this map.
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Welcome to Antelope, Oregon.
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Antelope was established in the late 1800s'.
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Their post office was established in 1871.
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This is the towns house of ill repute.
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The internet doesn't really tell me what happened in Antelope between then and World War II.
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Some stuff I presume.
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"After World War II, the community languished until the 1980s"
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At which point followers of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh moved in an claimed the town as their own.
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I believe the town was renamed for a while to reflect it's dominant population.
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I could tell you about the Rajneeshee and their bio-terror plots, however, I assume you have access to the internet and don't need me to misquote Wikipedia for you.
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This is an Old Time fire hydrant.
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Megan attempts to urinate on a piece of history.
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Megan's contempt for history is duly noted.
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This is an old time jail.
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This is the room inside of an old time jail.
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This is the inside of a cell,
inside a room, inside an old time jail
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This is me inside a cell,
inside a room, inside an old time jail.
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And the green grass grows all around.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Leaving you hanging

I am presently over one month behind in blog posts.

I keep trying to catch up.

Some days I post more than once a day.

I need a little break.

I am taking a blog-cation.

See you soon.

Love, Gabe


Tube tastic

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This is Bend, Oregon, not to be confused with decompression sickness or "the bends" the condition from which Bend Oregon got it's name.
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This is the B&B where we are staying in Bend. It's very nice, I would recommend it to you.
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There is no point to this picture, well unless documenting how much I like myself counts as a point...
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A neat gargoyle.
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This is our room at the B&B.
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This is the Bends river, so named for all of the divers who perished here.
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A moment of silence for the homies/divers who ain't here.
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In this exciting magazine "The Week" I learned that Texas school teachers are permitted/promoted to carry concealed weapons.
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I also learned that power generating windmills are killing off bats in record numbers.
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I think this is a picture of dolphins mating.
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Since I know you are all sick of pictures of me; here is a picture of Megan.
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Followed by a picture of me.
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This is the entrance to a lava tube
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The tube was created when molten lava made some holes and then there was an ice age or something.
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Maybe some of that information was true.
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However, most of it, I made up.
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It's pretty scary in the lava tubes.
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This is right after I saw the ghost of One Eyed Willy.
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This is what lava looks like on the inside.
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I don't know what to say.
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It was pretty neat.
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You should go check them out. Assuming your into that sort of thing.
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On the weekends they rent out the space for some sweet parties.
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Maybe I should make a joke about how much these parties "rock".
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But then I would probably have to punch myself.
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Here is Megan either looking scared or cold. I'll let you be the judge.
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We took a wrong turn at some point.
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Eventually we escaped.
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Only to be confronted by an Immense Ice Age Sloth.
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All of that spelunking makes you thirsty.
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This sushi was definitely not the size of ones head.

Gabriel Burian-Mohr