I'm with stupid

Megan tried to convince me that this flexible electric keyboard was basically the same thing as a player piano.

Then she tried to convince me that this wouldn't be good.

And instead I should get this.

According to the drug store; pimp-pirate is the official costume this Halloween season.

You can accessorize with a scary dead rat.

Yikes!

The following is a fight I participated in:

I will cut you

This is a polka band.

At the supermarket...

Do you think the fencing is for holding in wolves? Lady wolves...

We waited all summer for them to drop the price on the Popsicle makers. They finally did. Now our winter can be filled with delicious Popsicles.

This is our dish washer.

It hooks up to the sink.

Here I am getting sprayed in the face because I put the nozzle on wrong.

This is my puffy Hanna Montana notebook. I got it for back to school.

This is the Playmobil oil baron/drug king pin.

We are in charge of the upkeep of our new yard.

So I got this machete.

It's also good for cutting people.

Final showdown

Injured again.

This is Riders in the Sky or on the Storm, who knows. Their an old time revival band, or something. Maybe not revival, I think that has something to do with religion and tents.

Megan brought this delicious assortment of appetizers, or one might call them hors de jours.

The folowing is a sequence of photos of a fighting family





With Steve in the foreground.



There was more, but, you get the idea.

Steve had brought these wine holder things (lower left).

He wasn't using his because he had snow cone.

And like that this years Music on the Half Shell was over.

We'll have to come up with something else to do on Tuesday nights.

And that "thing" is probably not hanging out in my office at night.

My Actual Camera

One benefit to using an actual camera is that it means there are plenty of high resolution pictures of myself.

Looking like a bad ass.

It really cuts down on the whole covert photo thing.

and people want to pose for the camera.

I think I'm going to make a fake press badge, so that I can go around snapping peoples pictures with less risk of getting beat up.

Anyway, if you hadn't gathered, this is Steve, Lexie and I at Nilknarf's (hey, I'm not the one who gave it the stupid name).

I met them after my 1 hour 45 minute phone date.

Lexington wanted to defeat Steve at arm wrestling. She was unsuccessful.

So I wrestled both of them.

and defeated them both.

Steve did not take this very well.

I would have tried to stop him...

But, I just take the pictures, I can't really get involved in things that I don't understand.

We eventually moved on to the Scoreboard where singing and dancing ensued.

This is an interpretive dance that Lexington was doing to Wonder Wall.

Which we put on, for the record.

The bartender was slightly less than amused.

Did I mention the benefits of the actualcam?