How I arrived here is really not the point

The point is that I have a list of the top 100 search terms that have led people to my awesomest of cameras. Here are some highlights:

9. Drywall sculpture
12. 2008 man haircut
Searches for various "awesome" stuff
including:
18. awesome booty
22-24. awesome facial hair or haircuts
26: bars in downtown Roseburg
28. Ben Brady died
41. Cinnamon booty
46. decorated slot machine cake images
51. famous smuger
62. leprechaun occurrences
75. netty's wedding 028. jpg
82. Thunderbird alien crater lake Oregon
85. What is Clamato

The internet is a confusing place

I've been trying to update all of my profiles on friendster, MySpace and FaceBook. I'll just say that it's a pain, and thus makes me hate the internet, and thus makes me feel old. I don't really understand how these things work. The following is a list of things that confuse me:

Am I supposed to add all of the busty lady's who send me friend requests,
Are different age groups relegated to different services,
On MySpace; you can pick a song to go along with your profile, should this be the song that defines you (I found someone from grad schools page and they had the song True Affection by The Blow, the chorus of the song is "you were out of my league...", in this particular case it made it all make sense),
Am I supposed to pick one of these services to claim allegiance too,
Does anyone really care what your favorite bands, books, movies etc are,
my mother (hi mom) has a MySpace page,
What the hell is an "activity partner",
I ended up with a comment or writing on my wall or whatever, the post was in sparkley-cursive-writing and said "I need a hug"?!