Breakin' the law

This kid seemed really annoyed. Maybe he's upset because his parents dressed him up to look like a jack ass.

These kids were messing with that tree. I told Megan I would give her a dollar if she went and got the cops.

She said she didn't even need the dollar. The cop is behind the hippie blocking my picture.

Remember our friend Cash from the beach?

Here he is again showing off his break dancing skills (or is it skillz?).

And some Karate.

With kicks!

Our circle seems to have expanded...slightly.

Oh shizzle!

The King and I

Here is Adam with a pipe cleaner crown.

Last week; there was a party to kick out the old Americorpses. This week is the party for the new ones.

Here is the after party at Little Murphy's.

At this official VISTA meeting it was decided, again, that I am an asshole.

Then VISTA Steve outed me as a Secret Smoker.

I told VISTA Steve that he was dead to me.

Things lightened up, slightly, when we were able to introduce VISTA Steve to Teacher Steve. This may have been another instance where me and Megan thought it was a lot funnier than anyone else.

Gweneth was in town for some sort of rock concert on Saturday.

Previously, it had been assumed this would result in a visit to the Sugar Pine.

However.

The night before; someone had been murdered at the Sugar Pine. Actually, according to the newspaper, the person had died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.

I assure you that I am not trying to make light of senseless violence and murder. I merely include this because we thought it would mean that the Sugar Pine would NOT be our final destination this evening.

Apparently I thought wrong. Also surprisingly, the Sugar Pine was hopping, maybe not at full capacity, but hopping none the less.

At one point VISTA Steve set his beer on the pool table while he tied his shoe. When he turned around there was a pool player, ready to take his shot. VISTA Steve picked up his beer and apologized, the pool player said "It's ok, we won't throw you out of the Sugar Pine, we might strangle you to death though."

The pool player turned out to be the owner.

Get lost

Sleeping on the job

I spotted a co-worker hiding in the bushes.

We went to the Gay 90's for a going away luncheon for Evelyn. I somehow managed to offend Evelyn, thus, ruining lunch for everyone.

The police had stopped by to visit our neighbors. Living in Roseburg, I've had to call the police more times then I ever did in Los Angeles, Chicago or New York.

For the going away potluck, in the park, I brought bug spray. It's 70% DEET free.

After the going away part; Lindsey and Lee Ann had a G&T after party at their house.

When Lupita arrived I asked where her Boys & Girls Club boyfriend was.

Lupita did not think this was funny and proceeded to spend the night hitting me.

As a compromise; I pretended to be very drunk, thus absolving me of any need to act properly.

It all worked out. She and her teenage boyfriend rode off into the sunset.

And lived happily ever after.