Heros IV - Feats of strength

What sort of birthday party would it be without cake?

A crappy one...

This is a cupcake turkey. Awesome!

Here; Spiderman wins the award for most revealing costume.

Congratulations.

Wonder Woman won the best host award.

Here; she performs her victory dance.

Here; Rick James is challenged to answer important questions.

And here; I, Shark Man, am asked similar, yet different, important questions.

This is me thinking.

Wonder Woman was asked questions while under the power of her own truth lasso. I think this is her melting.

In the end...I win.

This is my new and super powerful Gem Magic, or is it Gemagic.

All are stunned by it's powers.

Gross and adorable

Adorable.

Almost sickeningly so.

While not terribly realistic, they are quite disgusting.

Again with the balancing game.

This is a biscuit sandwich. It consists of biscuit, fried chicken, pickles, mustard and honey.

So gross.

I think these are baby pumpkins.

At some point my head started bleeding

Sucks to be me.

Mancoon

Delicious veteran-made coffee.

Charming veteran coffee cart.

I cut my head with the sun visor.

Megan thought this was quite humorous.

We met up with Blythe and Chris for Korean food.

Here are many pickled and dried animals and vegetables.

Chris and a very large cat. I think it is a Maine Coon.

Megan and a very large cat. I think it is also a Maine Coon.

This is a balancing game from New Zealand. Those are Kiwis, by the way.

Impressive indeed.

The future was now

This could be the next generation of awsomecams.

"My Awesome (Video)Camera"

Oh shizzle!

and it's got a pocket marked for my mobile and my "Jimmy hats" (do they still call them that?).

I was trying on some super hero clothes (read: womens active wear) and a giant spider crawled out of one of the pant legs. It's

This armoire almost fell over and killed me.

Here is a paper mache chicken.

Here is a fountain filled with rubber duckies.

Sadly, very few of them were face up.

I believe I have posted this Barbara Streisand album cover on this blog before (actually it looks like this will be the third time). It just never ceases to creep me out. (on Barbara Streisand's website there is one section for debunking rumors about her and another where you can read her political commentary)

Waited too long for bargains on summer/barbecue items.

Damn you Oregon lottery.

This is a "grow pirate".

These are some sad looking kids.

God bless "behavior modification spray"

Cavepeople

I tried to start a fire for breakfast.

It didn't work so well.

Mad as hell.

We went out for breakfast. It was tasty. But, I wasn't happy about it.

Apparently, on the coast, everyone puts their yard sale signs up in one location. I suppose this works if you have some idea of where the streets are.

If you can explain this I would appreciate it.

According to the internet translator this means "better friend". Make with that what you will.

We won a dollar and bought another lottery ticket. This one was defective.

These are the woods.

This is a fort from World War II.

Here is a depiction of Hitler getting stomped on by Santa, circa World War II.

We got slightly lost in the woods.

Luckily we had left a trail of bread crumbs, just in case.

Unfortunately; some woodland creature ate said bread crumbs.

Eventually we found our way out.

Or so we thought.

The thing about the woods is; they just keeps going.

The path appeared to lead this way.

But, it ended with a cliff.

This is the island of seals or possibly Manatees.

We were directed to get fish and chips at this restaurant. I would direct you there except our waiter was an asshole.

I'm really wishing I had some Black Panther hot sauce right about now.

Back to the world of camping.

Our neighbors lent us this long pointy stick for cooking our sweet potato.

I'm a little confused. It looked like our fire was going.

As usual, it's hard to tell what emotion I'm feeling at present.

I could complain about it being cold, however, it's camping, it's always cold.

We love food that is yellow.