Suck fest

I injured myself with my own belt buckle.

Then I got mustard on this very small cactus.

I have been waiting for weeks to get this cable. Turns out it is still the wrong cable.

I got $20 for my birthday. I wish I could say that I am too grown up to accept cash presents from family members. But I'm not. I also wish that I could say that I spent it on something fun, like beer. But I didn't, I spent it on cat litter.