These young musicians kept taunting this Irishman. We had to ask them all to leave.
From a distance the bricks on the front of the stage almost look real.
Wildlife Safari brought a cheetah. Unfortunately we were not allowed to go on any cheetah rides.
The handlers kept feeding the cheetah baby birds. It seemed vaguely inappropriate.
I think the cheetahs name was Simba or Ariel or possibly Bambi.
I went to get some ice cream and asked for a taste (as on generally does at an ice cream shop). When I had finished my taste I put my spoon into a bucket labeled "spoons". The woman behind the counter gave me a look like I had just killed her puppy and said "those are the clean spoons". She then stormed off to dispose of the 15 cents worth of spoons I had just ruined.
Another, much friendlier, woman served me some delicious ice cream.
Then I dropped it on the ground.
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