I wish I were dead

This is an industrial sized tea bag.

I guess I didn't notice that the package read Family Size.

My apartment has become infested with fleas.

I got Zodiac brand flea stuff for the cats. I wasn't informed until later that Zodiac brand doesn't work. At present my cats are afraid of the floor and jump from surface to surface, avoiding the floor at all costs.

I flea bombed my apartment three times, I've been vacuuming every half hour,I went around the apartment with two bottles of $20 flea spray, I gave the cats several baths, I gave them new flea medicine, and I put the cats in my office at work in hopes that the fleas in the apartment would die off.

Nothing seems to work, my neighbors and co-workers are worried about my mental well being. None of it makes any sense, my cats don't go outside, and shouldn't the copious amounts of poison I've spread around kill pretty much everything? I have resorted to wearing bug spray in the house.