I wish it were my birthday

For Ben's birthday we took him to Red Robin. Red Robin is a garishly decorated, well lit, noisy, restaurant. He had called the restaurant earlier in the day to try and pay off the servers to keep them from singing him happy birthday. The staff did sing to Ben, they didn't sing "happy birthday" (or Red Robins version of happy birthday because the rights to "happy birthday" are owned by that Beatle guy, or maybe AOL Time Warner), instead they sang "Oops I did it Again".
This is a picture of some kid standing with the Red Robin.

I got new non-off-brand batteries today, so maybe I can stop stealing other peoples pictures off of the internet.