Finding new friends who drive lowriders

This is the tree house from my youth.

I hear it is now inhabited by a family of raccoons.

This is a sparkley-gold lowrider.

While it is not a futuristic station wagon, it's still pretty sweet.

I plan to befriend the owner so we can drive around and do lowrider stuff.

This might be a candle holder involving a womans leg.

This tea pot weighed about 40 pounds. I tried to give it to my mother, claiming I had made it myself. She didn't buy it.

JC.

I believe this is a crank organ, sans monkey.

I found myself a player piano. Unfortunately, it happens to be in Los Angeles.

Create your own relatives for only...89 cents? or maybe it's $8.90, either way it's a bargain.

There was a woman at Home Depot wearing Daisy Dukes and a bikini top.

The other day laborers at Home Depot seemed a little annoyed that she kept stealing the jobs away from them.

This is a comic involving Tiger Woods and some children. Tiger tells the kids that they should be out volunteering at an old-folks home. The drawing of Tiger Woods does not change throughout the strip. I was moved.