In search of lost bedding

I think in order to have a good blog you should refer to Marcel Proust at LEAST once a month.

I tried to put my, repaired, blinds back up and managed to crack the window frame.

I blame dry-rot, and the government.

Did I mention that the state of Oregon is F'ing me in the A on my taxes?

I was looking for new bedding and was having difficulty deciding between these pink, sateen, Playboy sheets.

Or these copper ones.

Or these with tiger prints.

Or these ones with race cars.

Or maybe these gold ones, again sateen. I hear "chicks dig" sateen, and are more likely to have sex with you if play up the fact that you're a sleaze-ball.

Ultimately, I got these "urban looking" sheets.

They may not be sateen, but I won't have to worry about accidentally slipping out of my bed while I'm sleeping.