Cultural activity

Hello blue skies. Or maybe we should say pink skies. I think it is time for a new Awesome cam.

There are no grapefruits anywhere. I will have to think of a new fruit to have with breakfast.

I really don't understand peoples aversion to having their pictures taken. I thought we had moved beyond photography stealing ones soul.

This is the Eugene Saturday Market. Note the hula-hooping hippie to the right.

Hippies abound.

This man had a cart filled with rubber chickens. I think he would tell you a joke if you payed him a dollar.

This amazing high school brass band was covering Ozzy Osborne.

Here are Emily and Lexie, again, making faces at the camera.

What hippie festival would be complete without a drum circle.

Here I am at target trying on a festive hat.

If it was aceptable for a man to wear these shoes, I think you know I would.

Someone (not myself) had given this pink panther an erection.

We had deep fried pickles for dinner.

Back in the Burg; we hit the bowling alley.

We had come from Eugene; the land of a thousand hippies, to the bowling alley; the land of a thousand teenagers.

Toward the end of our game; we competed to see who could get the bowling ball the furthest down the lane before it hit the ground.

Pull out your red carpets

Here is a listing for our summer art classes (my name has the popper number of hyphens this time). One of the other listings read "Join the new digital town hall, Lab Rats n' Cadavers."

Deforestation

I barbecued this potato for dinner. I will note that potatoes take a long time to cook, while I waited; me and Emily had a lengthy discussion of the merits of microwave ovens

I've pretty much killed this tree. I really don't understand; I gave it water and let it live outside. What the hell else am I supposed to do?

The sign at Taco Bell read something like "Congratulation s Hey Ho". I will just note that there is always a line at the Taco Bell drive through. I'm convinced that it's a drug front and that you have to order off a "special menu" to get your "dank ass spinach" burrito.

Look! It's winter again...

There is an elaborate installation of an underwater themed, fiber-based, kid friendly art installation going up at work. This may be part of it or it's a picture of a plastic plant.

Electricity

My computer has been electrocuting me recently. It makes typing a little difficult.

Have I mentioned how much I hate Apple.

Champagne and Pornography

Look it's beautiful day. I think we should drink champagne to celebrate.

Here is my stimulus check. I think I will use it to buy pornography.

A day of many things

This is Barack Obama('s van). I had not seen speak earlier this morning, because there were no more tickets, I think this reflects well on Roseburg.

All of the other people at the stoplight honked their horn's as he drove by. It was quite adorable.

I tried to get a haircut at the beauty college, however I had lost my wallet earlier and had driven to Megan's on the off chance that I had left it there. As I was leaving my apartment; I realized that the get gas light had come on in my car. I briefly thought "I should get gas, but, I don't want to miss Megan, because she is leaving for the beach, oh wait, I don't have a wallet..." The wallet was not there. I went back to my apartment and found the wallet under the laundry I had done earlier that day. But, the point is...because I lost the wallet and ran around town searching for it, I ended up at the beauty college 15 minutes after closing.

While I know that I (among other people) have said that I should not cut my own hair...

How else am I supposed to get better at it, unless I practice.

It is quite short now, but that's ok, it's also quite hot out.

I tried to go out and buy a kiddie-pool. I unfortunately tried to do this at Wal-Mart. Instead of finding a sweet pool at a rock-bottom price, I got confused and irritated so I left, sans kiddie-pool.

Me and Lexington played pool at Casa de Deathmetal.

Scotty hit her in the head with his pool cue, so we left and had a barbecue.

It' definitely not the humidity

Today it was 100 degrees out.

This means that my office was 110 degrees.

This is Mike (I think) down by the river.

While it WAS 100+ degrees outside, the water was still about 40 degrees.

That is both very hot and very cold

It kind of appears that I dropped my camera in the water

We played a rousing game of Asshole.

There was a lengthy disscussion of the rules and how they vary regionally.

I did pretty ok. I was king for a while and managed to make everyone angry with my new rules.

Later Lexington and I angered Megan and Steve, by demanding that they change the music.

I was asked to leave.

We could talk about the weather

Look it is spring! Or maybe it's summer, I mean it is 90 degrees out.

Here is a duck and a makeshift duck pond constructed out of an old kiddie pool.

Selling out is the new keeping it real

Ok, so I bought an ipod. Here are ten reasons why I am embarrassed about said purchase:

1. I have officially sold out.

2. It doesn't work with my computer, because my computer is too old.

3. Instead of taking it back (which I should have done because it's just an overpriced Walkman), I have figured out an excessively complicated system for getting songs onto it.

4. the system involves, external hard drives, multiple computers, extra software, duct-tape and tinfoil.

5. I had to buy an ipod accessory.

6. Why the hell do I need a $200 walkman? ...oh wait, I don't, I need new glasses.

7. I don't even like Apple.

8. I'm that guy with those f***ing white headphones.

9. Am I really that smug, that I need to carry my whole music collection around with me so I can show off that I own more music than I will ever listen to.

10. I am a douche bag.

Closing the muffin shop

These are some delicious muffins one of our board members made.

I ate all of them.