I hate old cars and patriotism

I am just going to come out and say it: I think fixing up and showing off old cars is lame. You know whats even lamer than fixing them up? cruising.

And why, I ask, do they open the trunks? Do they want me to come check out the junk in their trunk? Because I will.

While I don't know if anyone would call me the most patriotic person, I am pretty sure you are NOT supposed hose down your flag.

And there is a Got-Damn spider in my car. I am so mad right now...

On a lighter note: here is my dinner of barbecued fish and plantains.